mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
i have a unique art style. i call it “i tried”
Winslow Homer (February 24, 1836 - September 29, 1910)
In dark, cold solitude of winter months… I thank the Lord for this opportunity for reflection.
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks