So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
My mom made pot pie for dinner and as she sat down at the table she said “Oh no! I forgot the peas!” and I said “then I guess it’s just an ‘ot ie” and now I have to eat alone in the living room.
north west isnt even a year old and shes getting headlines that make her sound wild and unpredictable
it’s still adorable
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
Vietnamese photographer Thanh Ha Bui captured this incredible image in his parents’ back garden and, after spotting a line of super strong weaver ants marching across a branch, decided to test their legendary weightlifting skills. First experimenting with pieces of food and leaves, he eventually ended up with this incredible shot
Those ants just want to draw so badly
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this. It’s like, BBC pls, the fandom really needs new material already.
*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*
a laminated poster in comic sans in the corridor